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Realm of a Ninja Viking
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The next best thing to literary genius
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05-09-2008 News: New rant coming soon.
Newest Rant: Kellie Pickler, you sexist piece of trash August 14, 2008
Dealing with insecurity July 24, 2008
The Derek Guier Correspondence July 3, 2008
I would make a fairly decent supervillain
Sorry if you don't get this, you kinda had to be there
Fresh out of rant topics? Bash emos!
Joining the horde: Ninja Viking's guide to becoming a zombie extraordinaire
An open letter to Reba McEntire
Ninja Viking? More like Maddox
ripper-offer!
You tolerate the mentally retarded,
therefore you are better than me
Five years later and you're still complaining?
Psychological Profiles: In the Chatroom
An answer to the lack of traffic
You want insight? Here's your damn insight
A list of generic phrases I hate, and reasons why I hate them
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